The Summer of George Looking for a great gift idea for the holidays? Check out our complete! Including,, and more! Transcribed by Juha Auvinen ============================================================================ Episode #822 -- 'The Summer Of George' Originally Aired: May 15 1997 ============================================================================ Production Credits: Co-Executive Producer..Peter Mehlman Producers....David Mandel & Andy Ackerman & Tim Kaiser & Suzy Mamann Greenberg Co-Producer....Spike Feresten Supervising Producers..Alec Berg & Jeff Schaffer & Gregg Kavet & Andy Robin Created By... Larry David & Jerry Seinfeld Written By.... Alec Berg & Jeff Schaffer Directed By... Andy Ackerman ============================================================================ Cast: Jerry Seinfeld... Jerry Seinfeld George Costanza.. Jason Alexander Elaine Benes... Julia Louis-Dreyfus Kramer.... Michael Richards With: as herself....Raquel Welch J. ![]() ![]() “The Muffin Tops” (season 8, episode 21; originally aired 5/8/97). Directed by Andy Ackerman. With Jerry Seinfeld, Julia Louis-Dreyfus, Michael Richards, Jason Alexander. Unemployed again, George decides to have a 'memorable' summer. Peterman....John O'Hurley Sam.....Molly Shannon Lanette.....Amanda Peet Dugan.....Joe Urla Doctor.....Victor Raider-Wexler Lew.....Peter Dennis Malcolm....Tucker Smallwood Walter.....Wayne Wilderson Lyle.....Blake Gibbons ============================================================================== [George and Jerry at a caf terrace] (Missing the beginning.) Jerry: Nah, you had a good run. Took them to the World Series. George: I got to give the players most of the credit for that. Jerry: Don't sell yourself short. You made all the flight arrangements, hotels, busses. George: No, I don't know who was doing that. Jerry: So, when you actually did work, what it was that you did? George: They had a pastry cart you wouldn't believe. [Waitress (Lanette) comes with drinks] Lanette: Here you go. Your latt, your cappuccino. [Waitress leaves] Jerry: Maybe I should ask her out? George: She is a good waitress. Jerry: That's true. Maybe I take her to the Tony's. George: You're going to the Tony's? Jerry: Yeah, I wrote some jokes to the show and they gave me two tickets. George: Why didn't you ask me? I know a million theater jokes. 'What's the deal with those guys down in the pit?' Jerry: They're musicians. That's not a joke. George: It's a funny observation. [George reads a letter] George: Severance package.The Yankees are giving me three months full pay for doing nothing. Jerry: They did it for three years. What's another few months. George: I'm really going to do something with these three months. Jerry: Like what? George: I'm gonna read a book. From beginning to end. In that order. Jerry: I've always wanted to do that. George: I'm gonna play frolf. Jerry: You mean golf? George: Frolf, frisbee golf Jerry. Golf with a frisbee. This is gonna be my time. Time to taste the fruits and let the juices drip down my chin. I proclaim this: The Summer of George! [ A bee comes and George has to runaway to inside] ------------------------------------------------------ [Elaine's office. She and two co-workers are chatting in a corridor.] Elaine.and then Peterman ate it. I never told him. [A woman comes walking by, with her hands hanging still besides her.] Elaine: Who's that? Dugan: That's Sam, the new girl in the counting. Walter: What's with her arms? They just hang like salamis. Dugan: She walks like orangutan. Elaine: Better call the zoo. Elaine: What? Walter: ssssss. Dugan: Cat-ty.
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